10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim