10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)