10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)