10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.