10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.