10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.