10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]