10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."