10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha