10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT