10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."