10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You have to piss with the dick you have