10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "No river, no fish."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.