10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.