10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob