10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"