10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez