10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.