10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant