10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm