10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]