10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "No river, no fish."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for loners.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament