10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi