10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus