10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave