10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson