10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You have to piss with the dick you have