10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez