10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-