10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.