10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.