10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine