10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die