10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.