10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
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