10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz