10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Why not, when some because there are three.