10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)