10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."