10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson