10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus