10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester