10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.