10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.