10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "No river, no fish."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."