10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach