10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger