10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."