10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters