10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A